despite everything, it's still you.

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively