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Talking about Star Wars now because what even is my tumblr at this point.
Why are the Clone Troopers based on a human?
Like there's so many races in Star Wars. Surely it would be better.
There's a race of 8 foot fucking shark men. I think an 8 foot shark man army would be pretty damn good.
All I can figure is this: humans are extremely easy to manipulate if said manipulation is done correctly. Although yes you make a phenomenal point
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“star wars is too woke” do you genuinely believe that across an ENTIRE GALAXY they’d all be cisgender and heterosexual. Do you GENUINELY believe that. If that’s genuinely the case then that’s horrible worldbuilding. “Well star wars was created in the 70s-“ i dont give a fuck about the 70s. It doesnt make sense. Even the fucking creators of DND in the 80s admitted that having heterosexuality as the norm in Faerun is weird and makes zero sense.
With all of the alien species in star wars you’d think sex, gender, and sexuality would be a concept with a ton of variation and flexibility, between ALL species??
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Imagine for a moment, if you will, clone troopers with stretch marks. I remember some time ago one of my friends mentioned something about noticing new stretch marks whenever he grew because of his numerous growth spurts. And we know how fast clone troopers age/mature. Surely they have stretch marks
Imagine for a moment, if you will, clone troopers with stretch marks. I remember some time ago one of my friends mentioned something about noticing new stretch marks whenever he grew because of his numerous growth spurts. And we know how fast clone troopers age/mature. Surely they have stretch marks
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Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
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questions:
1. does din djarin ever sleep with a blanket on
2. if din gets in a bed with blankets does he remove his armor and get under the covers or lay on top of the blankets like he’s in prison
3. does din miss being a child and getting snuggled up under a big comfy blanket without any armor
4. is din completely unable to sleep unless theres beskar digging into his skin
5. is din ever scared one of his five billion worn weapons will be set off in his sleep
6. Would there ever be circumstances that would permit din to remove his armor (save for the helmet of course), take off the flight suit, and put on a set of satin pajamas and sleep under a big fluffy comforter.
7. when was the last time din slept in an actual bed that wasnt the cot on the crest or his twin sized mattress on nevarro
8. Does he have sciatica from sleeping in chairs/sitting up
Oh God I love these.
These are my spontaneous thoughts:
1. Without the armour, yes. He’s only a man.
2. If he feels safe or isn’t on a job or doesn’t expect to have to fight for his life in the middle of the night, then he’d probably take off the armour. And then he’d slip under the covers. It rarely happens though.
3. Yes. I don’t think he lets himself dwell on these thoughts though.
4. No! He can sleep without beskar digging into his skin! It’s just… it takes a lot to make him feel safe enough to take of all that beskar.
5. Nope. He’s fucking methodical about them and makes sure they’d never go off. (“I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion…”)
6. See 2. All things considered I guess the stakes are so high it almost never happens. He craves it though. And doesn’t admit it to himself. That’s why I have to write fics where he does exactly that (amongst other things). Someone has to take care of that man.
7. He doesn’t remember.
8. Yep. He’s not getting any younger, is he.
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nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th
OP was forced to go on an adventure with Gandalf before they finished their post
op is definitely dead and by rights i’m moving into their blog
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give a character your issues it's literally free
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does
Sorry that was uncalled for
i cant breathe, help, lotr
i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it
not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone
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