..thank your whiskey..

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

We fixed the hole in the Ozone layer too.

I wish I could take this post, go back in time, and shove it in the face of literally everyone.

All of these problems are fixable

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

I think cats are right about the zoomies. I think every once in awhile you should run around the house as fast as you can and then sleep for several hours

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

we need playing pretend now more than ever