the internet is, primarily, a tool that enables you to freely encounter certain types of people that you would only otherwise see at a rural Walmart at 3am

periodically we are reminded that i'm only on the computer toucher side of tumblr after accidentally wandering over from a completely different subculture entirely

unfortunately the basic fit of "black longsleeve + black chinos + leather boots + maybe belt/coat" is as closed to solved fashion as it gets

don't go on here posting someone's longass twitter thread and not crop out your mobile phone OS components. like it takes 2 seconds. pls.

im at the costco food court eating my $1.50 hot dog combo and the guy across from me is playing a switch with a bad dragon sticker on it

seeing those photos from tour and wondering how long it’s going to be until ariana grande gets put in emergency legal guardianship on medical grounds

the US government unplugged my Fable 5 as I was mere minutes away from successfully vibecodibg the greatest post ever

this might be mean but any time I see a woman online self identify as a “bog witch” or similar, every time it’s a young suburban married mom. not that I’m an expert but the entire thing about bog witches in folklore is that they are literally none of those things

today is a particularly bad day for people who understand that net worth does not equal liquid cash