the internet is, primarily, a tool that enables you to freely encounter certain types of people that you would only otherwise see at a rural Walmart at 3am

the death announcement was sufficiently vague that if you ask someone what they think Lindsay Graham died of you can guess their internet user tendency with 85% accuracy

planting bamboo is already an evil maneuver but planting bamboo you can’t even do anything with is worse. I got all this bamboo that’s soft and bendy and generally useless but is just as much of a pain to tear out as the bamboo that is actually good for something besides being annoying. mild category 1 ree

everyone say it with me now: cahm on engerland

japanese exotic animal owner content creators get theirs via straight poaching financial transaction whereas the western exotic animal owners are either “I am the only state wildlife management board certified exotic animal rehabilitator and this capybara not a pet he is just laying on the couch because of imprinting (claim cannot be verified)” but sometimes occasionally it’s “these hyraxes invaded my home and won’t leave” which is more wholesome

was on etsy earlier and saw someone selling a monstera albo borsigiana for $150 and thought wow maybe I should make a side hustle out of that. went back to the tab and it had already sold. maybe that’s a sign to start getting back into tissue cultures