Dogs.

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

And now with!

i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything

The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

I’m not even kidding but where I’m from rolling up your jeans is called pegging them. They sell pegged jeans

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

underwater temple, underwater monk

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk