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"Thank You Women" we all say in unison, THANK YOU WOMEN!! We love you women! hashtag#Women WOOOO Yaaayy!! Go Women WOOOOOO YEAAAAAHHHHH WOMEN YEAAHHH WOOOO YEAH!,!!!!! I LOVE WOMEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO WOMEN!!!!!!

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?