shirou is LITERALLY saber's scabbard like come on

girl your “hero of justice” just went kehehe after landing a blow on me. there is no way that bandage covering her eye is still necessary I did NOT wound her severely enough for her to still need to be wearing that.

I know xivu arath is fraudulent because she is a grandiose dark sorcerer war goddess with the ability to strip a living being of its will and individuality and render it a hollow, loyal thrall (literally called "taking") and nary a single lesbian pervert has defected from the vanguard to serve her dark goals. fucking CROTA was putting up better dredgen recruitment numbers and he's just some neet in a moon cave

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

shit i wish people had told me about fandom: if you are a lesbian and you are frustrated because all the other "lesbians" you follow do nothing but post about Male Blorbo #546704396456, THE ANSWER IS TO FOLLOW TRANS WOMEN. trans women will never force you to look at a man. it sounds too good to be true but it IS REAL i PROMISE

ok fine i did make up 'got your halo', it's not a real game, but it worked and im not giving it back. so there.

so i didnt read the instructions on the tag and. well. long story short. i shrunk your halo in the wash, sorry. and also dyed it pink.

with your help i cantake over the religiously appropriated land of utah and turn every mormon jesus statue intoe fat teto

if this post gets 20,000 notes meet me in salt lake