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"Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat.... he is barely capable of walking.... He is also sexually perverse...." - Karl Marx

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cryptotheism

What is this deranged school of guacamole production that makes the avocado thin and watery but goes hard on the jalapeno; seeds aplenty. Why is the dominant flavor the pepper. It's fucking guacamole. If I wanted salsa verde I would have purchased salsa verde, but no I am forced to suffer through this wet and fatless tomato chunk flavorless heat-only nonsense. Guacamole "Authentico" my estrogenized ass.

snydog17

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

snydog17

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

sakuyoi-pocketwatch

Will there ever be another alliterative phrase as pleasing as passenger princess to describe my charges…?

sakuyoi-pocketwatch

…Pocket pussy princess

sakuyoi-pocketwatch

Poundable princess

sakuyoi-pocketwatch

Personal use princess

Pet princess

Porno princess

Plap the princess

Penetrate the princess’ skull and even though she’s screaming for the guards, for another maid-for anyone they don’t come. You sent them away with a lie on your lips and a smile too so you could do just this. So you could hold the feeble princess against the side of her walnut dresser, her legs kicking and tearing at her billowing skirt, her manicured hands clawing at yours no matter how you shush her. No matter how you reassure her it’ll be over soon. The hard part’s over with. With the handle of a pestle and your knee against her chest, you already caved in her beautiful gleaming eye, punctured the eggshell thin layer of skull that housed it, feeling the bone crackle like fresh baked bread.

Now? Now’s the soft and sweet part, princess. I always want to hear what you think, and now,

I get to feel it too. I get to feel that mind of yours you always talk on and on about wrap around me. I get to feel every thought, every love, every impulse wrap around me and then blend together into something only we could do together.

Now. Hold still. I love you.

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

virtualgirladvance

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santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

making this post ruined my life

moebutcher

ex “gifted kids”: no it actually sucked because they just neglected us :((

like what do you think happened in special ed classes.

missstrogen

Hey the point of this post is how coddled you are by imperialism

lady-of-vitreous-sight

i think im gonna just entirely stop reblogging posts making fun of kink posts entirely, even when they're making fun of things like het or whatever. i think ppl have gotten too comfortable making fun of mediocre kink posts and it's started to become a problem.

pocket-deer-belly

i came up with this stupid fucking metaphor for what being a man felt like for me and i can't come up with anything better. it's like only being able to eat a plain as fuck cheese sandwich. white bread, young gouda cheese, salted butter. it's like, fine, it's satisfying when you're hungry, but more importantly it's all that's ever offered to you. eating a plain as fuck cheese sandwich every day is kinda miserable for breakfast lunch and dinner.

but then you learn that most other men have like 0 problems with plain as fuck cheese sandwich. they fucking love plain as fuck cheese sandwich. they're like "how can we reinvent plain as fuck cheese sandwich?" and "plain as fuck cheese sandwich is under fucking attack". and you're like. does it *have* to be cheese sandwich? can we add to it perhaps? and then everyone looks at you a little funny. and they're like "well you could always try swiss cheese". and you're like no i want like an additional ingredient, i want to try ham, or try toasting it. and they get a little threatened by the suggestion. you offer them to try it and they feel repulsed by it. and you don't get it cause like, it's just a bit more ham? but you never really let go of the cheese sandwich either, even though girls are out there eating ceasar salad. you're like wow that's so many more interesting ingredients, can't i try that but for cheese sandwich, and change it up a bit? but you never let go of the idea that it has to still be a cheese sandwich because it's all you have. it's all you ever fucking get. you COULD be eating anything in the world but there's this pressure on you to continue going on with cheese sandwich forever because what if it's bad? what if you change it and don't like it? what if you try ceasar salad and it's awful and it feels like you're marked for life forever for it? is soup even something that's *for* you? are you allowed to have soup? nobody has ever offered you soup. or ceasar salad. all you get is cheese sandwich. and it's scary to say no to it because what if you never have it offered to you again?

this metaphor kinda sucks

bitchautism

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

bitchautism

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

sheepgirlmaidtummy

it means to stay aware of Anti Black Racism specifically, this is a term made by black people to talk about the injustices we go through, please please remember this. its anti black racism

zillanovikov

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

anverdenuru

And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive

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demilypyro

Ch. 1-3: "Hate Ralsei. Don't trust that bitch."

Ch. 4: "Okay I guess I get it but I'm still not fully with it."

Ch. 5: "What the fuck I like Ralsei now."

they hate me for my ability to change my opinions based on new information

allegedly-human

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

toskarin

is your post about bestiality

no, it's about medieval games of animal destruction where people would slam chickens and cats into their bodies and architecture because they made noises or otherwise caused non-grievous bodily harm

gunsandfireandshit

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gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

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