"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.
kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!
(kramer and george at a party, standing and eating food)
kramer: see that? she platemogged you
george: platemogged? what does that mean?
kramer: look at her plate. expertly stacked, filled it with as much as she could put on there. and you... ? (gestures at george's plate)
george (despondent): ... she cant platemog me


















