Thackery? Thackery Binnxx?

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Making out with someone and hearing them whine and whimper into your mouth is so so hot but so is whining/whimpering into someone’s mouth and feeling their lips curl into a smile as they chuckle at you between kisses, only encouraged to do more at your sounds.

God I love being a switch lol

I hope young boys see me out and about in my fun ridiculous outfits and go “wait… that’s allowed? I can dress like that?”

enough miserable boys in t-shirts and jeans because that’s all they feel they can wear. wear a colourful cardigan. the world needs your colour and your spirit

I posted this with cis teens in mind but honestly this goes for everyone. dressing the way you want can be so scary but if there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on this planet, it’s so important to just have fun with it. anyone who cares enough to give you a hard time for it is someone who isn’t worth your time. it makes my WEEK when I see someone dressed unusually and delightfully. let that be you!!!!

@prototype-heart

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

thanks for posting things for me to look at

petition for things to stop

lots of handwringing and discomfort about the phenomenon of kinks forming before puberty but if you think about it’s it’s much scarier to imagine a world where kinks only ever appear without warning when you’re fully grown

on your 18th birthday—wait no let’s say 25th birthday—you must undergo the traditional ritual and be assigned a kink that will determine the course of your sex life forevermore and place you within the corresponding faction. you close your eyes and pray that it’s something kind of classy and chic and practical and affordable and not something that will freak you out or embarrass you. the girl before you comes out crying; she’s autistic and got “prolonged eye contact”. you gulp. someone else is hastily pulling up Wikipedia. the anarchist guy covered in ACAB pins scowls at the floor, resentfully contemplating his uniform fetish.

whump is the funnest concept and the silliest word that we could call it

Intelligence is very erotic to me

i know smoking joints in my bathrobe won't solve all of my problems but surely it would solve a few??

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday