PiglyWinky

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

it’s like i always say: fuck

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

I CHOKED

i hate when its night time we’re supposed to go to bed…. like did u not realize that 1am-5am are the funnest times to be awake? why is it weird to sleep during the daytime nd do things at night? vampire rights!

@succumbtoyourtendertone @onlytohisintimates y’all,,,,,,,,

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE THING

i think this would make a good business card

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

This is oddly unsettling.

look i hate breaking dawn as much as the next bitch but i’m not going to pretend i wouldn’t jump off a cliff to read the entire thing from edward’s pov midnight sun style (especially that fucking birth sequence when he thinks she’s gonna die i mean come on the PAIN)