little lightning

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

sometimes it's hard to ignore that life has become trying to fill the void that the nancy drew games left behind

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

f1 is such a whack fandom bc why do you have thousands of people being like ~ no matter who you support, you HAVE to be happy for them ~ lmao. no i don’t . you have no idea how much hatred i am capable of holding in my heart. i’ll hate on a senior citizen . i’ll hate on a child. idgaf

“you have to be happy for hulkenberg” name me 5 hulkenberg podiums . you can’t . im tricking you

whenever i hear a violin i think of lup. i expect this will continue for the rest of my life

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s