Of Beginnings and the Names of Things

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

what if the US adopted the UK tradition of the head of government resigning in disgrace as soon as people start getting mad at them. let’s try it just once and see what happens.

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

This becomes even funnier if you imagine that Hamlet doesn’t play the flute either; he just one day had the idea for this devastating comeback and has been carrying a flute on him for the last two years in case he got a chance to use it.