Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

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I HATE WHITE BOYS

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if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

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That’s Jafar’s staff.

girl why did you just jump into the pool just to swim over to korra and dramatically get back out in front of her

POOR GRANDMA!!!

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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papah …… am i going to die ?