Texan Pirate

THING!!

It's perfectly fine for our maintenance crews to mark a designated "screaming zone" outside the hangar for frustrated technicians to vent their anger into the atmosphere, with off-duty crews holding up signs to show their rating of the outburst like gymnastics judges, but if the workers two bays down have a whiteboard up with a standing tally of ghost sightings, or a taboo under pain of buying ice cream sandwiches for everyone from the base commissary of ever uttering the phrase "good as new", or a large, malformed but vaguely humanoid figure made of wreck bits called "Our Lady of Scrap Metal" to whom a sandwich must be sacrificed every new moon, well, that's just plain absurd, and frankly makes you doubt their degree of professionalism.

>In other [NEWS], uhmm, [SWEEP SWEEP]ing your dishes. [^_^]

Any idea who it could be?

>forefather of that genre

(links // tip jar!)

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

https://adoptafeesh.etsy.com/listing/4546578245

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

everyone needs their own pet scientist

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

I can’t even say he finds it so funny because he’s 12 because I also find it funny and I am in my 20s