Texan Pirate

There's just an un-skip-able fifteen second ad every other time you open a door.

A fun prank

Every month my brain spins the wheel of short term interest and whatever it lands on, I learn about it and sometimes even draw something involving it. When the novelty inevitably wears off after a week or two, I lose interest, but the now useless info stays in my head.

rutting season

Which one of your ocs would you want to dress like if you could get away with it?

Which one of your ocs *actually *dresses the most similarly to you?

What is a fact about one of your ocs that you've never gotten to share with someone before?

Which one of your ocs do you wish people would pay more attention to?

Do you ever put your ocs into alternative universes/settings? If you do, tell us about one of them!

Do you have any ocs who started out as fan characters, or as adaptations of canon characters who eventually became their own thing? If so, what did their character progression look like?

Which of your ocs has the most tragic backstory and why?

Which one of your ocs would you consider the weirdest, and why?

Which of your ocs do you think you would get along with best in real life?

Which one of your ocs do you think you would dislike the most in real life?

Do you have an oc "type?" (AKA, are there any design or characterization trends that you notice popping up amongst your characters?)

Do you ship any of your ocs together? If so, introduce one of the pairings!

Are any of your ocs enemies? If so, why are they opposed to one another?

Have any of your ocs been re-written? If so, what did their old version look like vs their new one?

"-hill three..."

"Right in Silent Hill 3 when uh, what's her name, Hayley?"

"Heather."

"Right yeah Heather she coughs up a lil red ball or somethin... it's god? I remember that right?"

"Yeah, it was God."

"Right, wild game. But it was like that except it was shiny and hard. And I thought 'boy am i coughin up marbles? am I an oyster here?' but - and get this - I picked it up and it was juicy..."

"The fuck you mean 'Juicy'?"

"Hah, now I got your attention. Yeah like it was rock-solid but it was still pumpin out juice. Smelled real good, too."

"Okay... so when'd you figure it out?"

"That it smelled good?"

"No, that it was the fuck-- THE fucking Philosopher's Stone?"

"Minute one, my brother. You cough up a juicy marble smellin THAT good, you're goin in for a slurp NQA. No Questions Asked."

"...And you knew instantly? You'd slurped the Juicy Marble of Eternal Life??"

"Hell yeah I knew. Couple sips and I knew then and there I-"

"Couple? You went back for a second lick of this thing you'd coughed up MOMENTS prior?"

"-Couple sips and I knew then and there I was on my LFS. Livin Forever Shit"

"Look, that's great and all, but why the hell are you calling us?"

"That's what I been tryna say! I wanna cancel. Don't need your shit anymore, health insurance, pet insurance..."

"You gave some to your dog?"

"You wouldn't let your dog live forever?? Last livin guy on earth, you think I'm doin that alone? You seen I Am Legend?"

"Wait, you don't plan on sharing it with anyone else? Anyone?"

"Yeah yeah, I know what you're askin. NCD, man. No-"

"-Can Do, right. But jus-- like y-- NOBODY else gets the Gift of Eternal Life??"

"Nahh man, that thing came outta me, I dunno if it's some important shit that makes my insides work, I stuffed it back in there post-haste. Two slurps for me, two licks for Francis, back down the hatch. Y'know how Jackie Kennedy was grabbin at those brains, maybe she was cookin..."

"Well shit. Let's say I believe a single word of this, that's... I mean, it's unbelievably selfish, right? You have this- ghh wait, you swallowed it after the dog licked it?"

"Look. Will you cancel my stuff or not?"

"Yeah. Okay, whatever. It's cancelled. Good luck with your whole living forever thing."