my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

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Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.

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trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

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weow get to post my work for the @rvbflowerszine!!! I did a sarge and caboose spread (which are also spread across the red and blue team bundles as bookmarks), and then a dakota twins sticker for the freelancer merch! also included some of my wips, lineart, and proof of concepts for a sarge page that I ended up havin to drop. this project was so fun to work on, with literally the nicest and most talented artists ever!!!! GONNA SPAM YOU ON ALL THE SOCMED ACCOUNTS SORRY @dannidorina NOT SORRY, danni was freaking incredible and supportive taking over as our mod for the project and just. admire you so much hollyyyyyshiiiIITTTTTTTTT YOU’RE AMAZING SERIOUSLY I WILL NOT STOP
old people are right about werther's originals btw
doodle: 30min
what’s better than this, guys being dudes

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Sofa sitting positions
I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb
The best Wikipedia lists
List of inventors killed by their own inventions
List of scandals with the -gate suffix
List of noodles
List of hoaxes
List of pirates
Response to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes
List of places in the U.S. named after places elsewhere
List of songs about bicycles
List of American advertising characters (e.g. the geico gecko. There is also an article for breakfast cereal mascots specifically.)
List of unusual deaths
List of superlative trees - its TREE APPRECIATION TIME
Recursive islands and lakes
List of Crayola crayon colors
List of individual birds. There is SO much going on here.
List of deep-fried foods (aaaaaaa)
List of words that are their own antonyms
List of genres (of...everything)
List of onomatopoeias - READ THIS PLEASE
List of Noah’s Ark replicas
List of people who have been pied
List of voids - This is meant in the astronomy sense but I think the name is funny.
List of animal sounds
List of cryptids
List of prison escapes
List of discredited substances - there’s a LOT going on here
List of methods of capital punishment
List of wartime cross-dressers
List of extinct dog breeds. this topic contains some of my favorite obscure facts
List of songs considered to be the worst - there is also an article about the worst books and one about the worst movies, if you’re interested
List of facial hair styles
List of clowns
List of sexually active popes - I just think it’s funny that this is an article
List of reportedly haunted locations
List of animals with fraudulent diplomas
List of people who died on the toilet
List of English language metaphors
List of bad luck signs
the onomatopoeias 😂😂
Mutuals do this
You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.
Hot cross buns?
I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.
To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

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Soundwave can teleport you right in his berthroom
sometimes it’s tough being the only communications officer aboard the Nemesis
got a little bit bored and did this
Paved with Love
Happy Pride month! 🌈🏳️🌈
I spent a long time thinking about what to paint for this year until I saw a photo of flagstones covered in chalk art of various rainbows. It made me realize that the path to equality and a better tomorrow is paved slowly, step by step, and with love.
The Spring Autumn Warring States period is the Florida Man period of China, with all the unhinged idiom stories from then.
HAHAHAHA HOW DROLL
hey, what was the second part about hiding a sword in a map
STOP RUNNING YOU FUC KER
GUARDS GUARDS

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the Three Sovereigns are dead. the Five Emperors are dead. and me i feel also not so good.
Surely this problem can be solved with some more mercury.
I really tried to tip the scales in your favor