i've been giggling over this youtube comment for like three days
"Well," said our engineer ruefully as we took our seats to return once more to London, "it has been a pretty business for me! I have lost my thumb and I have lost a fifty-guinea fee, and what have I gained?" "Experience," said Holmes, laughing. "Indirectly it may be of value, you know; you have only to put it into words to gain the reputation of being excellent company for the remainder of your existence." (from "The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb")
to be continued in "The Adventure of All Of Sherlock's Teeth"...
To be fair! The engineer in question was exceptionally dumb to get into this situation in the first place.
Suspicious characters: hey we need an engineer to fix the hydraulic press we’re using in a totally legitimate mining operation at our house in the countryside. We will pick you up in the middle of the night at the train station and drive in circles for an hour so you don’t know where the place is. Btw you don’t have any friends or family who would notice you’ve gone missing right
Our Protagonist: sounds great! Btw why is your wife(?) desperately trying to make me leave? You guys aren’t printing counterfeit money here, are you? Hold that murderous look, I’m going to literally walk INSIDE the hydraulic press to fix it. Don’t turn it on or anything. Oop
Tbh it’s genuinely stunning he only lost the thumb.






















