where the devil cannot manage, he sends a woman

imagine you had never won a clay title over 250 level in your ENTIRE LIFE and people were calling you a HARDCOURT MERCHANT. and you had to play the MONTE CARLO FINAL against your BIGGEST RIVAL in a match that would decide WORLD NO.1. and you beat him in STRAIGHT SETS to win a fourth CONSECUTIVE masters title. and afterwards you jump into a POOL and he takes a video of the whole thing for SOME REASON. now what if i told you this is just one day in the life of my close friend jannik sinner

sincaraz — monte carlo finals 2026

I can see it in your face, even when you say nothing, that we are the same now because we have both lost our husbands, but we are not the same.

It gets stuck and he and Jonathan keep arguing as they try just about a thousand ways to get it off. Butter, oil, wrapping his hand in ice, El using her powers, soap, twine, anything that anyone reasonably thinks could get this damned ring off.

Robin’s having the time of her life. She keeps calling him Mrs. Jonathan Byers and playing the wedding march whenever they walk in the room. She turns up dressed as a priest at one point. No one knows where she got the outfit.

Robin calls Nancy (because of course she does) and Nancy arrives with a bouquet of flowers “For the happy couple.” She has absolutely no advice on how to get the ring off.

Dustin shows up with a little electric saw after everything else has failed and Steve nearly passes out. Lucas has him in a headlock to keep him from looking and Jonathan’s practically sitting on him to keep him from flinching and getting his finger cut off. Robin isn’t helping at all and is instead taunting him in the background, saying she can see bone and shit like that. (She’s still dressed as a priest.)

Robin only refers to this incident as “Steve’s first divorce” (“First? Are you expecting me to have multiple divorces?!”)

5 times pete saved ray + 1 time ray saved pete