supersonic

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

the way lestat has been talking about armand and his relationship compared to how nicki's apparition is talking about them is very contrasting. nicki accusing lestat of sleeping with armand in all these different places, nicki accusing lestat of performing fellatio on him. and the language he uses matters here because lestat has been nothing but degrading to armand until now. it's obvious that lestat is fairly scared of armand, so this need to put him down stems partially from a need to regain control. if he can degrade and subjugate armand he can project a different dynamic where he doesn't have to fear that armand could still do so much damage to him. and if he depicts armand as undesirable every occasion he gets, he doesn't have to confront his own preferences, his choices, his mistakes, the fear that louis loved someone who presents such a different image than himself. armand's obsessive personality being so close to the trauma he experienced with magnus. everything compounding to the conclusion that he should hate, reject and be disgusted by armand. and i don't doubt that this is partially true, but then here comes nicki who haunts lestat, who accuses him of desiring armand. who paints a vivid picture. lestat who drinks armand in, who swallows him down, who worships him.

"Someone's not letting the tale seduce them 🙄" I'm fucking trying but the tale's idea of seduction is shoving its tongue in my ear and farting while it grinds on me to the tune of the teletubbies theme

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

Marius: anyway Lestat don't worry if this job is extremely tedious and isolating because I was watching these two for decades before they even acknowledged my existence hahaha Marius: so yeah don't be offended if Akasha doesn't like you or talk to you or acknowledge you that's just part of the job Marius: just enjoy the next several years of her withering silence as you wonder whether she even wants you around and what you're doing with your life Marius: ok bye Marius: -leaves- Akasha: -immediately- oh thank god he's gone anyway hi

Actually Armand wasn’t aiming to kill anyone in Lestat’s band. He just hangs out in the subway because he likes trains and periodically sends random people to their deaths. It’s purely for his own enrichment. That’s on Larry for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

for all the bad loumand did to each other, at least they were keeping one another in check. now we've got the former coven leader falling back into cult-like ways and louis coercing women into becoming claudia. say what you will about their marriage, but the bdsm bunker luxury jail cell that was dubai was meant to keep both of them in check. free will is clearly doing disastrous things to their mental health.