longevity does not indicate value

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

Wanderstop puts me in a strange state of mind. I feel tense. antsy. I could be spending this time doing anything else, I could be working towards something, accomplishing goals, making progress. instead I'm... sitting there. listening to the wind. watching the leaves move around... it's... relaxing? but... why do I feel so tense when I relax?... why is relaxing so uncomfortable?... how do you relax, anyway?

image description: screenshot of post by @/orteil42, reading: this website's hate mail game is insane /end description