temple of shame

I think an airline should be legally required to tell you if your seat (this is a 16 hour flight) is not going to have under-seat storage and you'll have to put anything you want to access in a tiny pouch that you have to bend in half to reach?? If the amenities of other seats at the same price are not provided to you, you should not just find out when you get to your seat?? Like there are definitely tall people who would want this seat for the legroom! Give it to them and give me access to my stuff and the ability to charge my phone during takeoff and landing.

No photography at security, but there's a little tray that says "please discard kindling." Probably lighters?

If China Air had texted our flight cancelation, instead of emailing a gmail account my friend can't access because she doesn't have a VPN and we're in China duh, we could have had a few more hours of not being in an airport...

I'm finding What Color Is Your Parachute's optimism depressing, like they really think you can get a job like this??? In what job market??

I missed the moment to take my photographic masterpiece, "Girl Reading on Back of Moving Vespa"

There are too many fruits I don't know to drink all the drinks so I just have to accept seabuckthorn and acerola cherry are passing me by. I feel like there was also buddha's hand and something else but maybe not drinks

The number of people professionally performing as historic poets in this one square might exceed, like, all historic poet impersonators in the US.