MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

It’s Yes Snakes Sunday

It’s Yes Snakes Wednesday!

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday!

It’s Yes Snakes Friday!

marble hornets is lowkey one of the better adaptations of the lovecraft style “unreliably-narrating researcher descends into madness” thing which is an established type of horror narrative and i think it’s worthy of genuine literary study in an academic context but no one ever does it because it’s youtube videos about slenderman

oh my favorite scary movie? yeah it’s this nine and a half hour long found footage saga about a creepypasta meme character posted on youtube in 2009 by a bunch of dudes who could barely even legally drink. it’s full of plot holes and some of it is so schizophrenically edited that it should require an epilepsy warning. it’s one of the best and most iconic and influential pieces of internet horror of all time and you can’t even log it on letterboxd

the ocean was made of sprite also

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together