Nosey Little Fucker Arent You?

am i the cutest pervert in ur phone

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

@azariussummers

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

presumably you are dining with the rat who cooked all that

If you have a pretty penis

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.