man leans too far out of ivory tower and plummets

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

he was texting and driving before he stopped his car btw

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

I think the "joke superboss that looks exactly like a tutorial mob" trope from JRPGs could be productively adapted to all tabletop RPG settings. D&D campaign setting where the highest-level character in the world is a random goblin living in a fishing hut on a river just outside the player characters' home town. There's no complicated backstory explaining why this random goblin is like a 25th-level ranger – they just are.