Hauntings from the Sprawl

2026 redraw

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

Bills payments: questionable

I hope this venture of mine will pay off :')

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Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

HELL JAZZ

And then I see what's happening with trans kids now, and I get this horrid one-two punch of relief followed by guilt and anger. It's like... "At least she's grown," and then immediately, "all those fucking kids are just like her, they don't deserve this," and, "fuck, it was hard enough for us, I can't imagine fighting an actively hostile government, too."

Usually the things I write right after Pride are some of my most profound writing, but this year I'm mostly just angry. You're all so fucking beautiful, what the hell are these assholes making it so hard for?*

Maybe I'll have better, more coherent thoughts tomorrow.

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.