Tasteslikesomeonestolemywallet

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

It's great that you're doing a queer interpretation of folklore, but before you do, do you actually know anything at all about folklore?

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

who needs a journal when you have tumblr with thousands of lesbians going through the same shit

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

Philosophers be like philosophers are the only people with souls

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol