Fancy a Cuppa?

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

I will think about the blorbos on company time

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

100%

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell