Teek

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

Can he be my dad too

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

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I used to love take me to a useless website

Yayyy two of these are me

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)