"keep this in your wallet if you are a pansy fanboy"

let luke skywalker be more than nice!! let him be more than a simplistic idea of golden or sunshine!! let luke skywalker be cocky & brash & cold & distant!! allow him power and allow him rage and allow his rage to terrify him!! let him be all of this & kind!! all of this is part of & within his kindness!!!

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.