pierre is a sun

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I know that when Ilya finally finds out that Shane had put on a suit before their first hook up he's gonna be insufferable about it he'll be like "Shane, kotenok, it's time to suit up we're gonna have sex"

Every time they go to have sex for the next ten weeks, Ilya pauses and Shane gets concerned by the look on his face until Ilya just says ‘uh. Shouldn’t you be wearing your suit’ and Shane nearly gets up and leaves the room (as a bit)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord