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the trick to publishing is to do it 30+ years ago so that it will either be remembered as a celebrated classic of the genre OR it will fade into obscurity and no one will remember that it exists

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my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'βas exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.
not deleting thd poetry i posted here cos im sure itβll delight me to see what i was up to in years to come but fuck me itβs bad
the thing about writing is that it's very hard unless you have to leave the house in 15 minutes or perhaps go to bed
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

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ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up π€―
how to exaplin to search enginges that when i look up stuff about THE 90S in BARRY i dont want stuff from TODAY in USA
i wonder why i was writing so much lung centred body stuff when i smoked cigarettes

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they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do
love to check how much ive got done after a writing session and see my wordcount 2k down
does my main character need a dog
editing on my phone is so fun itβs like being a teenager w delusions of grandeur again
So we made this lake for detecting neutrinos and it's full of the most perfectly pure H2O probably ever to exist. It has no dissolved minerals or oxygen or anything at all. And it fucking hates being like this, this state is deeply unnatural, it craves having things to dissolve, it once ate an entire wrench in a couple of days.
Anyway I think that's what being an angel is like, you're so pure of desire that your presence leaches the desire of those around you, someone who spends too much time around you will loose everything up to and including their desire to keep breathing.
We could put this lake out of it's misery by giving it things to absorb, bags of salt, chunks of metal, corpses even. And it'd be just like any other body of water
The same is true of angels, if one starts following you about and leaching your desires you can fix it the same way. Overstim it until it screams, force feed it until it pukes, hurt it until it cries, fill it so full of sensations that its halo falls off and it'll be like any other human. And then put a collar on it, it's basically a new born so it can't look after itself yet.
I've adopted five new pets this way

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want to have my poem about acrylic paint ready for the slam thats in like. a week or smthing. idk. but i cannot Find the Information that i Need about the manufactoring process (namely. all of it. from start to finish)
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