I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
Okay hang on what the fuck is this list
Only seven of these bitches are actually tumblr sexymen. Jack frost, Bill cipher, the onceler, sans, megamind, and Alastor, and even then you could argue Jack frost and megamind out of there. Who the fuck wrote this list???
They don't even have Komaeda.
I'd strongly argue Reigen absolutely counts (all the art of him and Sans after that sexyman poll) and William Afton as well
Some choices are like. Just not conventional or young? Like Uncle Iroh is hot, he's just older so he wrongfully gets put on here.
Victor (Arcane) is just skinny, waifish, and depending on the version, a case for monster-fucking, but he's just. I dunno, he's just a disabled guy lots of ppl find hot and I don't think he's unconventionally attractive either (not that it's a sexyman rule but)
But Ekko (Arcane)? Conventionally attractive and not at all an unexpected choice also without the same obsession level as the top tier sexymen
Jabber Wonger? He's just strange. He's conventionally attractive, it's just that he's a masochist amongst other things like him just being strange doesn't mean he qualifies
You're right Reigen counts I'll be honest I didnt know his name i just knew him as the mob psycho guy. I don't think Afton counts, tho, the level and ubiquitous-ness of insane thirst isnt tumblr sexyman-level imo. He's certainly arguable though, like Jack Frost and Megamind.
No you're right he is and should be referred to as the mob psycho guy



















