sometimes boy is bug

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

imagine being markiplier and you make a movie you spend three years on it and you cause a fake blood shortage and when the movie comes out people love it and rave about it but like with any other movie or media it fades from being the main talk of the town and it moves to something else. two months later a different movie comes out and is in theaters for a while and it’s trending. ah, here’s the new movie that everyone’s talking about. oh cool it’s ryan gosling’s film. looks good. one month into this new movie’s theater run iron lung begins trending again. huh. interesting wonder what’s up. maybe people are desperate for the dvd release? no. they’re drawing you making out scary with ryan gosling. your movie starts trending again and has gotten a new round of fans that never would’ve watched it otherwise. all because you and ryan gosling are both hot and both starred in movies released in close proximity that have parallel themes. and people decided to make yaoi of you. and your dick is definitely being drawn on patreon for $5 a month by someone who has never seen your dick

Wait I have a real version of this

wanted to find more photos of these, it is a Flat Clown Beetle (Hololepta plana)

Have to get all 4 wisdom teeth removed & it’s gonna cost $2700 which I can’t afford AT ALL. I’m in so much pain. One of them is pushing against my molar & causing the left side of my jaw to hurt like hell.

being disabled and lgbt is such a horrible curse because you will see the most ableist take on earth online and you're like "oh surely this is some right-wing fascist loser" and then you look at the person who said it and there's pronouns in their bio. and it's like, how did we get here? but the reality is that a lot of abled people (and often disabled people who are intolerant of different disabilities) are just not even willing to confront the idea that they are capable of punching down on other marginalized groups