Subhuman Humanoid

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

ODST's are now considered drippy badasses but to me they will always be the guys in Halo 2 who stole my warthog and drove it off a cliff killing themselves instantly

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

@apothelilies Maroma

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer