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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

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my momβs trans allyship is on another level
she once called my friendβs deadname βthat stupid thing his mom calls himβ
I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
Knowing what I know about chinese culture thereβs something so beautifully simple about his logic of βno son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Shouldβve had more sons! Shouldβve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!β and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and youβre mad you donβt have three?? Whack. Greedy.
I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspringβs friend and going βnow they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow theyβre still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.β and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something
Let's be fair, the Rock is capable of solid line delivery and emotional acting, it's just that he always try stay in his comfort zone of "cool badass action hero" and won't allow his characters to show physical or emotional weakness, limiting his performances.
The Rock has the potential to be a great actor, but his ego is holding him back.
Funny enough I think thatβs more scathing
The fact that an SNL skit about the Rock inventing the worlds most evil invention and one about him snorting drugs for ed reasons are some of his best work as an actor and shows hed be great at comedy, but he holds himself back in movies by demanding to play a cool bad ass action hero, makes it all the more baffling he seems incapable of acting
Like he has shown hes great at comedic timing, and is held back by the fact even his comedy movies insist he play a bad ass action hero
hatched all alone
new skins just dropped
i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
what did you do to be put into the salt mine
i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh
was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

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got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world
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Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
chapter 5

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