Gwenpie

Sophia said she can tell who's speaking based on how much punctuation I use this shit is so fucked

Our girlfriend literally revealed she can tell whose fronting just based on body language and how we talk. Weve never recovered from that one

we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

Love my girlfriend, but if I was able to fuck up a pb and j or pack of reeses cups again and still kiss her after I would change that about her

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

all jaime tully ships r beautiful palaces just throw fish at that man

Getting the reaction of "arent you white and American?" From a European I told I celebrated Cinco De Mayo once, and having to explain that Americans will basically celebrate any holiday if it involves someone playing music and you getting handed a paper plate thats been weighed down with food to the point you have to hold it such that its bent into a u shape

People have been tricked into joining cults for an 8 inch wide paper plate loaded down in ham, baked beans, mashed potatos, and green beans