Gwenpie

we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

Love my girlfriend, but if I was able to fuck up a pb and j or pack of reeses cups again and still kiss her after I would change that about her

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

all jaime tully ships r beautiful palaces just throw fish at that man

Getting the reaction of "arent you white and American?" From a European I told I celebrated Cinco De Mayo once, and having to explain that Americans will basically celebrate any holiday if it involves someone playing music and you getting handed a paper plate thats been weighed down with food to the point you have to hold it such that its bent into a u shape

People have been tricked into joining cults for an 8 inch wide paper plate loaded down in ham, baked beans, mashed potatos, and green beans