why you booing me i’m right

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

happy pride month to this post specifically

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

missing the start of the game but i did have the pleasure of passing by a psg bar for that goal lmao

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj