i'm not like other girls because i'm dead

He sounds so good!

YES.

Idk what this has to do with Star Wars, but I don't care because it's AMAZING.

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

the bond between the fag mutual and the dyke mutual is stronger than limpet glue

imagine if cum was the fifth humour in ancient times and the doctor had to suck you off

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

Smoking slutweed and prudeweed at the same time to get a modest but flirty effect

how those pilgrim bitches prepared for a date with lustful ezekiel

Happy New Year

Y'all are just jealous I know how to open the pussy chakra and you don't

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

that was the rapture

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor