2ndltcuckass

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the most important thing thats ever been put on my blog

Well i Love you if that helps

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

genuinely what is the alternative here

also i cropped the image but the thing they were using as an example was the nut allergy in Hereditary

There's a real sex scene in this film

It was on tubi.

they literally have everything on tubi no matter how dogshit or weird. they probably have my grandma’s funeral on there somewhere.

my birth is on tubi