tikkitavi

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

all that “i dont wanna be on fleek…i want to be a soft little princess!” “i dont want a hot girl summer! i want a fairy angel dollette summer…” “dont match my freak! match my softness and intellect…” “my body not tea…im actually a little baby deer made of porcelain” “im not a savage! im a lady!!!” shit yall be doing is not subtle at all oh i hate the current culture we in yall needa be jailed

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real