Im the best

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

its like that one weird al song i think

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

maid,,,,,,.,. get me a jestergirl,., tell her2 bring th silliest strap she got

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things