Over It

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

Team rocket is like they've been married for years they're not romantically involved theyll never love anyone like they love each other they hate each other's guts they adore each other they're both bisexual they're a gay man and a lesbian they're both trans they're married they hate each other they're in love

an underrated feature of the king james bible is how it transformed “smite” from a generic word that meant “strike” into a word that specifically denoted the kind of hitting that a god did to a mortal. this ends up being imperfectly translatable because almost nobody else has a word like that, because why even would you

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made