My name is Michael

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I was at a restaurant one time and the dog from a nearby table kept alerting the owner and trying to get to me. Like this dog was straining against the leash so hard to get close to me. They asked if it was ok for the dog to come up to me and I said sure, I love dogs. This dog comes over and plants herself at my feet with her head shoved between my knees. Finally the owner asked me if I was ok because their service dog was trained to comfort people in distress, and that's what she's trained to do to comfort people. I was having a silent panic attack and trying to hide it but got outed by a dog. The dog did help though so that was nice

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: it wouldn't be humiliating if other people weren't humiliating me about it /End ID]

I’d like to see a magical girl series where all the girls argue over who gets to be the pink one. Eventually the magical talking ferret is just like: “You know what? Nobody gets to be pink!”

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

Wait, it's not "Oui Oui"? How is it pronounced?

Like a tiny baby kitty would say it. Kind of nasally. It’s a noise, not a word

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

The two most accurate predictors of transness are childhood bullies and lesbians who go “im like NEVER attracted to cis men but youre my one exception I think” to girls that don’t know theyre girls yet

my wife used to joke all the time that we're "more like a lesbian couple" and whelp. good joke.