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The last pic is like a very fucking specific hieroglyph which you only understand if you know it’s context.

The context

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

@geothefafa we desperately need an update with a picture of Garcia

THATS HER!! I'm dying laughing that we completely forgot her lore and just made an oc based on this dr pepper can promotion. I'm glad she really did it though! We may have been facing the wrong way but we were rooting for her the whole time ❤️

So when they ask who Dr. Pepper is? And Does Dr. Pepper have a Doctorate? You bet your sweet bippy- It's Dr. Padilla-Rodríguez

that last one is literally a LOOK

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

I'm glad I'm not a fictional character, I'm way too boring. Imagine having to be interesting and thematically consistent. I could never do it.

If I were a fictional character I would invent one catch phrase and get really into one specific food and the rest is the fandom's job. I gave you guys two things to work with, now give me a personality.

neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit