i have no idea what i'm doing

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

No opinions on soccer except I hope the US loses sooner rather than later 🤞

thank you j2 fallout day for giving me phrases such as #Bravo you coward

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

J2 arguing and being forced to talk to each other, and Misha tweeting about it even though he's not involved......oh french mistake we're really in it now

Oh I know the J2s are SICK right now

happy 5 years to the funniest thing that's ever happened<3