dr benton… im pregnant

I cannot believe that we canonically know that Peter Benton is uncut lol

I do think if Juan Soto and Francisco lindor making out publicly would overall improve this team tho. Like Brett baty starts hitting home runs and peralta inexplicably has 20 strikeouts the next day. We have to try it. For the team.

needy robby begging dennis to sit on his face, puffing out unintelligible, “c’mere baby, pleasepleaseplease.” the way he’ll keep going even after dennis squirted on him, and dennis cries out in pleasure, then pain because of oversensitivity before dennis has to resort to pulling at robby’s hair and trying to shake robby’s grip off of him because robby! robby s’ too much! the way dennis will get on wobbly knees and look down to his lover only to see robby gazing back at him all dazed and satiated and drenched. his beard, his nose, his maw, even down his chin to his neck is covered by dennis’ squirt but robby just licks at his lips and rumbles out a needy moan like that’s the most delicious thing he’s ever put in his mouth. and—