eldritch

hairy men. large hairy men. big big large hairy men. agree.

hairy women. large hairy women. big big large hairy women. agreee.

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.

Happy disability pride month

if I play my cards right maybe this tumblr mutual and I will have sex one day

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me