play it like it's nothing

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

This is what being a straight man on tumblr is like I think

rpf tip #7: there is rpf that is Real and there is rpf that is Not Real. and the difference doesn’t matter because both kinds will make you equally as crazy for different reasons

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Adam at the coke museum is the funiest shit ever. What do you mean you don't like soda??? Him skiping up the stairs and talking about being at the olympics because his mom was pregnant with him... absolute cinema

second week in a row of adam calling sam sweet on the layover

ok, i lied. i am not team badam, i am not team samy, i'm team amy-learning-a-new-thing-about-her-introverted-boss-every-day and my team is LOSING

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke