"Jar Jar, you're a genius"

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

@vilcade been tryna find this post for you

@teaboot #My tranny ass IS asexual you absolute ass#Where do you want me? Handing out sugar cubes from the fucking Cuck Chair??#Going to pride and leaving my Asexual behind in a hot car with the windows cracked#SEXUALITY FESTIVAL????

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

Some of you think Cas is not susceptible to Dean tears but not me. I think if Dean cried hard enough he could get Cas to do whatever he wanted.

To be clear, I do not think that Dean would like. Fake cry to get something he wanted. I also don't think that would work I think it would have to be genuine. I'm just saying if in "The Future", Dean had cried big fat Studio Ghibli tears when Cas came back, Cas wouldn't have dared steal The Colt he'd be too busy looking helplessly for tissues in his coat pockets and begging Dean to stop crying while wondering if he could get a pie anywhere nearby at this hour.

#oh 100% #like we talk about how if Cas started crying Dean would immediately be losing his fucking mind trying to fix everything in the world for hi #but if Cas saw Dean crying over something? #well. let's just say. a huge part of why Cas did All Of That (everything he did in the entire series) #is because in season 4 he witnessed Dean weeping quietly in his hospital bed over not feeling like he could handle the Righteous Man stuff #he heard Dean cry and say he couldn't carry all that by himself #and immediately was like ''oh I guess I will now be carrying Everything™ now so he doesn't have to'' #and simply never stopped trying to do that #what I'm saying is that Dean crying literally rewired Cas's brain permanently #if he cried in front of Cas more often it might actually fix Cas a little bit (via @ilarual)

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.