Shark Smuggler Zone B)

1st fav: @defectiveender ²

4th fav: @perfectpinkprincess ¹, @zombieslab @darling-dolorosa ⁸

5th fav: @perfectpinkprincess ¹⁰

6th fav: @empiremischevious ¹²

7th fav: @faustianfosks / @windyshade ¹⁴

10th fav: @shark-smuggler ³

14th fav: @swords-n-style will get this if i get my yuri

22nd fav: @memietroubadour @troubadour27 ⁷

34th fav: @maydaymaxwell ¹¹, @dem0nunderthebed ⁶⁸

40th fav: @squidseayuri¹³, my irl twin¹³

46th fav: @sp00ky-gh0stt 👻¹⁵

52nd fav: @pen-the-second <> ¹⁷

57th fav: @plankton-eggchan

67th fav: @lemonzcandies

76th fav: @gaystuck-santaclaus ²⁵

87th fav: @eepy-anon

202nd fav: @denistheme ⁶⁷

208th fav: @realspectrumv2 ⁶⁷ ⁶⁹

306th fav: random anonnie ⁶¹²

424th fav: @evwho ¹⁴¹

if you want a rank/want a different one ask very nicely for what number you want

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.