pretend I made a funny pun about taints n sheriffs

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

just saw a death certificate from rural 1938 where the attending physician put “DON’T KNOW. NO DIAGNOSIS.” as the cause of death. bruh.