Round Boi

@demegods

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

wait this RULES

i love it

i got recognized at the movie theater by the way. so to that person: if you're reading this you're a fag

i'm not using fag as a pejorative here i'm saying that i clocked your ass and we are the same. also if you recognize me there's statistically no way you're not

also you're gay

getting an endo who reliably prescribes estrogen and prog is a godsent but it's always a little weird hearing him repeatedly describe my hormone levels as "beautiful."