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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

you’re scaring me

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existennialmemes

The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

our-trans-punk-experience

10/10 post bringing it back for 2026

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

do-you-have-a-flag

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

do-you-have-a-flag

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

sigynpenniman

WOW

worddevourer

do-you-have-a-flag

happy 15 years to this post

do-you-have-a-flag

HELLO, I AM EXTREMELY ACTIVATED AND I SAW YOUR TAGS

#david tennant #it’s like a group of archeologists or tourists visiting some ruins #and an immortal just walks out of a building like “uhm why are you in my house?#reblog

palfriendpatine66

Narrator: They were not, in fact, window washers.

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bill

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

draconym

It burns my biscuits whenever I hear someone say that a person or group "doesn't contribute to society." Society is comprised of people. Those people are society. Society exists for and because of the people in it. It's like when I'm bicycling in the city and some schmuck leans out the window of his lifted pickup and yells at me for "blocking traffic." Bitch, I am traffic.

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

buggernaut-kal

UC Gundam is funny because the only qualifying statistic for whether something is classified as a Gundam is solely if it is named “Gundam.” The Gundam GP04 being half-finished, then finished and given a different aesthetic? Well now it’s called the Gerbera Tetra, so now it’s NOT a Gundam! Give a GM Quel a Gundam head? Well, since the Titans call it a Gundam Hazel, now it’s a Gundam! Anaheim develops a prototype called the Gamma Gundam that’s then renamed to the Prototype Rick Dias? Guess what buck-o, now that’s NOT a Gundam!

It’s even funnier when you consider designs that were meant to look similar to a Gundam that aren’t a Gundam. The Hrairoo looks the part for a Gundam, but I don’t see a Gundam in its name so not a Gundam! Yeah, it was developed from the Gaplant, which in turn was developed from the RX-78E Gundam GT-FOUR, which was a GUNDAM but whatever. Some suits like the Dijeh and the Gabthley would look pretty Gundam-like with the tri-color scheme, but no relation to any Gundam there.

All I’m saying is that this reminds me of Plato defining a man as a featherless biped and Diogenes running in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD, A MAN!” except Plato describes a Gundam as anything we call “Gundam” and Diogenes running in with a Zock.

BEHOLD! A GUNDAM!

Shoutout to me for this bc this is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever said in my opinion

#htf #htf nutty #htf giggles #htf mime #funny #i’m so cool

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bubblesthecow

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #r2d2 #luke skywalker #more like regular human cave hermit i suppose #and r2 didn’t even rat him out???#i’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where r2 and obi-wan were alone in the cave hovel #just absolutely glaring at each other silently while luke was using the rest room or something #r2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily #like danm bitch #reblog

galactic-rhea

First || Previous || Next

Careful with who you meet in a lonely alley

#star wars #leia organa #han solo #darth vader #hanleia #skywalker family #star wars au #imperial twins au #reblog #not my art

galactic-rhea

yikes.

I hope you're happy @squad-724 and @helloyesthisisdilophsaurus

#star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #sheev palpatine #luke skywalker #obi wan kenobi #yoda #mace windu #padmé amidala #repost

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swan2swan

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

sniperct

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

nervousspacerobot

knightsf

drowning-moonlight

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

drowning-moonlight

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

steampunk-sorcerer

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

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annabcth

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

thejgatsbykid

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

simonbitdiddle

Motherfucker doesn’t need to be Force sensitive to know that there’s Skywalker fuckery afoot when R2-D2 shows up. This is the gentle knock on the door before the Skywalker Drama Van unloads like a clowncar.

osheamobile

Bold of you to claim there’s anything gentle about R2-D2

systlin

Those beeps are actually him calling Obi Wan a motherfucker

#i love all of this ‘r2d2 is a bastard and every sky walker is fucking wild’ content it’s fantastic

segamascott

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