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i donāt get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
youāre scaring me

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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.
They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.
Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.
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Ā āhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?ā
āyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?ā
āabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?ā
āuuuuuh hold onā
*fishes something out of my pocket*
āmikey what do i do?ā
āget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysā
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
āuhh yes please Ā the meal would be greatā
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodingerās fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half itās visible
The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.
i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010ā¦ā¦
happy 15 years to this post
HELLO, I AM EXTREMELY ACTIVATED AND I SAW YOUR TAGS
Narrator: They were not, in fact, window washers.

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW
[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!
It burns my biscuits whenever I hear someone say that a person or group "doesn't contribute to society." Society is comprised of people. Those people are society. Society exists for and because of the people in it. It's like when I'm bicycling in the city and some schmuck leans out the window of his lifted pickup and yells at me for "blocking traffic." Bitch, I am traffic.
i'm so fucking over it
UC Gundam is funny because the only qualifying statistic for whether something is classified as a Gundam is solely if it is named āGundam.ā The Gundam GP04 being half-finished, then finished and given a different aesthetic? Well now itās called the Gerbera Tetra, so now itās NOT a Gundam! Give a GM Quel a Gundam head? Well, since the Titans call it a Gundam Hazel, now itās a Gundam! Anaheim develops a prototype called the Gamma Gundam thatās then renamed to the Prototype Rick Dias? Guess what buck-o, now thatās NOT a Gundam!
Itās even funnier when you consider designs that were meant to look similar to a Gundam that arenāt a Gundam. The Hrairoo looks the part for a Gundam, but I donāt see a Gundam in its name so not a Gundam! Yeah, it was developed from the Gaplant, which in turn was developed from the RX-78E Gundam GT-FOUR, which was a GUNDAM but whatever. Some suits like the Dijeh and the Gabthley would look pretty Gundam-like with the tri-color scheme, but no relation to any Gundam there.
All Iām saying is that this reminds me of Plato defining a man as a featherless biped and Diogenes running in with a plucked chicken screaming āBEHOLD, A MAN!ā except Plato describes a Gundam as anything we call āGundamā and Diogenes running in with a Zock.
BEHOLD! A GUNDAM!
Shoutout to me for this bc this is probably one of the funniest things Iāve ever said in my opinion

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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said āNo, Luke, Iāve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that Iād know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.ā
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like āBenā Kenobi, regular human-man.
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Careful with who you meet in a lonely alley
yikes.
I hope you're happy @squad-724 and @helloyesthisisdilophsaurus
We really donāt talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went āThis one. This one knows how to have a good time.ā
#heād had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#heād served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then thereās this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says āyour father wanted you to have thisā and pulls out ANAKINāS KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THEREāS PADME NAMING THE KID āLUKEā THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKINāS SON#NO WONDER HE COULDNāT ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo
vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? donāt know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags thatās hilarious

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Well, then the droid does belong to you.
Luke: the droid says he belongs to you
Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakinās fucking nightmare robot: i donāt recall
Motherfucker doesnāt need to be Force sensitive to know that thereās Skywalker fuckery afoot when R2-D2 shows up. This is the gentle knock on the door before the Skywalker Drama Van unloads like a clowncar.
Bold of you to claim thereās anything gentle about R2-D2
Those beeps are actually him calling Obi Wan a motherfucker